Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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