Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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