I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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