i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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