He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize
