do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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