Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
worst night to have a conscience
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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