so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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