One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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