Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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