Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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