i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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