We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
is wine microwaveable?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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