Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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