sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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