We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
