oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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