Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
