at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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