i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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