Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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