like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Michael Bay diarrhea
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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