Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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