Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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