every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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