I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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