4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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