What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
