You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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