Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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