its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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