Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
me + whiskey = a bad person
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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