I must be too annoying 4 u.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
