is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
