Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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