my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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