i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i out mim tonsoeep
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