Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I wear drunk well.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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