Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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