so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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