Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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