Sry I called you an 8
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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