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I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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