i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
last night I used snow as a chaser
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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