Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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