she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
