That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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