i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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