fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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