It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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