She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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