Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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