can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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