Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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