she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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