I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
