It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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