Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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