ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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